Paid with Kisses

o survive these tough economic times, we make tough decisions… 

 A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife…

 Dear Sunita Darling,

I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crises has affected my company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband, 


 His wife replied…


Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses:

  1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

  2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

  3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

  4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items. I hope you   understand.  

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.  Shall I plan the same for the next month? Please advise!

Your Sweetheart,



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